BMW M5 & THE OLD MAN
A man drove his brand new BMW out of the
dealership. Taking off down the road, he floored it to 80 mph,
enjoying the feel of the road and the sound of the engine.
"Amazing," he thought as he flew down I-70, pushing the pedal even more .Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a state trooper behind him, lights flashing and siren blaring.
He floored it to 100 mph, then 130, then 155. Suddenly he thought,
"What am I doing? I'm too old for this," and pulled over to await the
trooper's arrival.
Pulling in behind him, the trooper walked up to the new M5, looked
at his watch and said, "Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes. Today is
Friday. If you can give me a reason for speeding that I've never heard
before, I'll let you go."
The old gentleman paused. Then said, "Years ago, my wife ran off with
a State Trooper. I thought you were bringing her back."
"Have a good day, sir," replied the trooper.
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